MASALA MIX..!!! READ THIS AL CARE FULLY ...!!!! ENJOY
1 = Did you know ???
Did you know that when you envy someone, it's because you really
likeThat person?
Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, areReal
weaklings and are most susceptible?
Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are
theOnes that really need some one to protect them?
Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are: "I
loveyou", "Sorry" and "Help me" The people who say these are those
whoActually need them or really feel them, and are the ones you
reallyNeed to treasure, because they have said them.
Did you know that people who occupy themselves by keeping
othersCompany or helping others is the ones that actually need your
companyAnd help?
Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves?
Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?
Did you know that those who dress in black are those who want to
beUnnoticed and need your help and understanding?
Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned two-fold?
Did you know that those who need more of you are those that do
notMention it to you?
Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing
thanSaying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has
moreValue when you say it in the face?
Did you know that what is most difficult for you to say or do is
muchMore valuable than anything you can buy with money?
Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted?
Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling
inLove, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith,
andIf you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.
But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for
yourself, if you know someone who is in need of something that I
mentioned, andYou know that you can help; you'll see that it will be
returned in twoFolds.
DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON ME???... AT THE
MOMENT,TIME AND PLACE THAT YOU NEED ME, CALL ME, I WILL BE THERE FOR
YOU!!!!! "One day, we mad people will change the world...or may be we
areAlready changing it" ... If the world were to end in 24 hours,
all the phone lines, chatRooms and emails will be saturated with
messages of: "I regret having made you feel bad", "Pardon me", "I
love you", "I hold you in high esteem", "Take good care of yourself"
And sometimes "I have always loved you, only I never told you".
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2 = POSITIVE THINKING
Read this. It is a 100% challenge that you will have a wrong answer to
the question asked in the passage.
Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area.
They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some
place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus
from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board was
killed.
The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus".
Why does u think they said that?
Scroll down for answer at the End:
------------------- Answer !!!! -------------------
If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the
resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have fallen
after the bus had passed ...!!!
Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help Others
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3 = How To Deal with Telemarketers :-
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for
bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you
asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these
problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog
just died..."
3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell
their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them
where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people
work there, how they got into this line of work, are they married?,
kids?, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about
their company for as long as necessary.
4. Cry out in surprise,"Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have
you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of
terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.
5. Say "No", over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and
keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most
fun if you can do it until they hang up.
6. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and
Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have
any friends... would you be my friend?"
7. After the Telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you.
When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give
your credit card number to a complete stranger.
8. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, they
often can't sell to employees.
9. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set
the receiver down, shout or scream, "Oh No!!!" and then hang up.
10. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her
if he/she will give you his/her HOME phone number so you can call
him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot
give out their HOME numbers you say "I guess you don't want anyone
bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you
say, "Me, either!" Hang up.
11. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
12. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold.
Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your
leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner
conversation.
13. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if
they could bring you a pizza.
14. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.
15. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke.
"Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your mom?"
16. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak
up... louder... louder...louder...
17. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.
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4 = ENJOY THIS JOKES
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor
building then a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa
Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window.
While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have
a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he
remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he
remembered he was not Santa Singh.
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Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world?
Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned
to.
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Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else
could use them if he lost his checkbook?
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Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"? |
|Because He is in confusion which one to write first!!!!!!!
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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. A lady came and asked him,
"Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"
Another Guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered
"No No Me Banta Singh."
Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed
and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and
asked him "Are you Relaxing?"
The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing.
The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko
wahahn Dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai.
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One great day in Bombay, a couple was on a honeymoon tour. They saw
one sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was trying to fill
some form. So the couple enquired eagerly "Sardarji what are you
doing?"
Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form.
The couple as per schedule took the Bombay to Delhi for their next
destination. On the next day, they find the Sardarji in Delhi filling
the same form.
So once again young couple asked" Sardarji what are you doing?"
Once again replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth
certificate form.
The couple said but sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the
same form, how come you're in Delhi?
Sardarji coolly replied "the form says FILL IN CAPITAL.'
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There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All
the sardars in the mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and
general'balle balle' is on.
The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning
everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat.
So one of them asks Santa sing.
"Singh Saab, how come you are celebrating?"
Comes the reply: Its the first time that a sardar has died of "brain tumour !!"
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How to make a sardarjee busy for 24Hrs????????????????????????????????????
Simple, close him in a round room and ask to seat in a corner!
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5 Accomplishments
Victory belongs to the most persevering. - Napoleon
It is by what we ourselves have done, and not by what others have done
for us, that we shall be remembered in after ages. - Francis Wayland
We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as
impossible. - C. Malesherbes
"I can't do it" never yet accomplished anything; "I will try" has
performed wonders. - George P. Burnham
The great accomplishments of man have resulted from the transmission
of ideas of enthusiasm. - Thomas J. Watson
Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that
it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers
and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.
- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
The right man is the one who seizes the moment. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps down new
roads armed with nothing but their own vision. - Ayn Rand
Let us not be content to wait and see what will happen, but give us
the determination to make the right things happen. - Peter Marshall
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly
you are doing the impossible. - Francis of Assisi
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not
only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things
happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what
happened. We all have a choice. You can decide which type of person
you want to be. I have always chosen to be in the first group. - Mary
Kay Ash
Don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think
they can do. You can go as far as you mind lets you. What you believe,
you can achieve. - Mary Kay Ash
Achieving the summit of a mountain was tangible, immutable, concrete.
The incumbent hazards lent the activity a seriousness of purpose that
was sorely missing from the rest of my life. I thrilled in the fresh
perspective that came from tipping the ordinary plane of existence on
end. (from 'Into Thin Air') - Jon Krakaur
To enhance the quality of the day... That is the highest of the arts.
- Henry David Thoreau
Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by
people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.
- Dale Carnegie
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do
the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard
You must take personal responsibility. You cannot change the
circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself.
That is something you have charge of. You don't have charge of the
constellations, but you do have charge of whether you read, develop
new skills, and take new classes. - Jim Rohn
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look
for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make
them. - George Bernard Shaw
Nothing that is worth doing can be achieved in a lifetime. Therefore,
we must be saved by hope. - Reinhold Niebuhr
People will not look forward to posterity, who never look backwards to
their ancestors. - Edmund Burke
To forget one's ancestors is to be a brook without a source, a tree
without a root. - Chinese Proverb
Every man is his own ancestor, and every man his own heir. He devises
his own future, and he inherits his own past. - H.F. Hedge
It is indeed a desirable thing to be well descended, but the glory
belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no
slave who has not had a king among his. (from 'The Story of My Life')
- Helen Keller
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it
dance. - George Bernard Shaw
As a man grows older it is harder and harder to frighten him. - Jean
Paul Richter
It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep
them up to date. - George Bernard Shaw
To me - old age is 15 years older than I am. - Bernard M. Baruch
A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of
its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it should give us
hopes of eternal youth in a better world. - R. Palmer
We have no simple problems or easy decisions after kindergarten. - John W. Turk
It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first
half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the
second half. - Percy H. Johnston
Youth is a circumstance you can't do anything about. The trick is to
grow up without getting old. - Frank Lloyd Wright
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our
mistakes. - Euripedes
You'll find as you grow older that you weren't born such a great while
ago after all. The time shortens up. - William Dean Howells
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care
of myself. {on his 100th Birthday} - Eubie Blake
When you have lived longer in this world and have outlived the
enthusiastic and pleasing illusions of youth, you will find your love
and pity for the race increased tenfold; your admiration and
attachment to any particular party or opinion fall away altogether. -
Stanley Baldwin
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6 AMAZING FACTS...............
Coca-Cola was originally green.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row ! of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your
heart stops for a millisecond.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress
a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
(111,111,111 x 111,111,111 == 12,345,678,987,654,321)
If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result
of wounds received in battle
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All polar bears are left handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from
each salad served in first-class.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your
ear by 700 times.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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7 = SMILE
friends are like a page in a book of life every page with a
different subject,
but u r my index page covering the every page..... prity
marriage is an institution
where a man loses hia bachelors degree
and women gets her masters degree
Suraj bane to Badal bane
Chand bane to Tare bane
Husn bana to Deewane bane
kuch to hai baat app mai
yu hi to nahi pagal khane bane
Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakdey jayenge ?
Waqt aaney per Behen - Bhai ban jayenge gay
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi voh bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain voh log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin khogayi!!
Hum teri dar pe sanam,
Hazaar Baar aayenge,
Hum teri dar pe sanam,
Hazaar Baar aayenge,
Hum teri dar pe sanam,
Hazaar Baar aayenge,
Bell Bajayenge aur Bhaag jayenge
Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala
Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala
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8 = You Do Not Exist For Yourself
Success depends on the support of other people.
The only hurdle between you and what you want to be
is the support of others.
You can succeed best and quickest
by helping others to succeed.
When you can put yourself in another's place,
you will know why they think and do certain things.
Always think in terms of what the other person wants.
You can get anything in life you want
if you will just help enough other people to get what they want.
Doing things for others always pays dividends.
You're not an island.
You're a piece of the continent, a piece of the planet.
Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement,
all success, all achievement in real life grows.
Help someone's boat across a river,
and you find your own boat has reached the shore too.
9 = You Won't Understand
Often people say to me "You just won't understand."
"You're way too old," or "Way too young," or "YOU
are NOT a man."
I don't know why some people feel they suffer unique pain.
As if they are the only ones who've lost or ceased to gain.
I don't know why they hide their pain and clutch it ever tighter.
It seems to me that all should know - a burden shared gets lighter.
Why some folks even deign to think the pain that's in their heart,
Is all their own, to keep and hoard, they set themselves apart.
They keep their eyes from meeting mine
lest I should see their hurt.
And even if we stop and speak their words are often curt.
The Bible says: 'Two' can withstand what overcomes just 'one'.
And also that- a 'Cord of Three' can scarcely be undone.
Besides, I know the ways of hurt- My heart's been crushed before.
Friends have betrayed- I've lost at love,
Despair's knocked at my door.
And I Remember- Thoughts gone wild- And crying late at night.
Not having strength to care at all- Much less the strength to fight.
But, someone special came to me- And when my trials were told.
I realized that with their tears- They'd eased my heavy load.
And so, I learned- that Pain- like Love- Is bearable if shared.
I don't know what I would have done without that friend who cared.
My trials did not vanish fast- In fact the time was long.
But sharing gave me breathing space until I could grow strong
Enough to laugh again and even start to smile-
And though it seemed it could not help- It eased my pain awhile.
So, if you think that you can't share cause I won't understand.
At least just give me half a chance to lend a helping hand.
For I know that you're hurting and I know a place to start.
Perhaps if you could realize- Your pain burns in my heart.
I know I cannot make your trials and troubles go away.
But maybe I can help a bit to get you through today.
And maybe by tomorrow you wont need help anymore.
But if you should- Don't be ashamed-
For that's what friends are for.
And after all is said and done- The trials ceased- You're whole.
Perhaps you'll know just what to do to help another soul-
Who's being crushed by hurt and pain- be it woman or a man.
And you won't have to hear them say "You just won't understand."
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10 = FRIEND IS A TREASURE
A friend is someone we turn to
When our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
For our friendship is a gift,
A friend is someone who fills our lives
With beauty, joy, and grace
And makes the world we live in
A better and happier place.
A Friend....
Accepts you as you are
Believes in "you"
Calls you just to say "HI"
Doesn't give up on you
Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
Forgives your mistakes
Gives unconditionally
Helps you
Invites you over
Just because
Keeps you close at heart
Loves you for who you are
Makes a difference in your life
Never Judges
Offers support
Picks you up
Quiets your fears
Raises your spirits
Says nice things about you
Tells you the truth when you need to hear it
Understands you
Values you
Walks beside you
Yells when you won't listen and
Zaps you back to reality
May we always be "good buddies"
May we always be good friends
and may our friendship be the kind
that never ends.....................
11 =
I think I found a friend
I think I found a friend,
who will be there till the end.
Who seemd to turn my life around,
who picks me up when I am down.
I never thought such a friend existed,
where your feelings arnt restricted.
Where you can say how much you care
and that you will always be there.
When no matter what happens you always know,
your friendship will always grow.
How nothing can tear you two apart
and every word comes from the heart.
I thought a friend like this came only in your dreams
but thats not the way it seems.
Its hard to believe but believe it or not,
this is something i've actually got.
Someone who never gave up on you
and enourages whatever you do.
Where their faith in you is always strong,
even if its right or wrong.
People spend their lives taking every risk,
to find a friendship as strong as this.
I cant believe in such a short time,
I have already found mine.
If you cry I cry thats the way it goes,
how close we are nobody knows.
We'll still be close when we're old and grey,
still talk to eachother everyday.
I cant imagine life with out you for a while
coz id miss everything about you even your smile.
I feel so alone when you are not here,
coz to me your someone very dear.
This is something noone could replace,
not even that smile upon my face.
You mean so much I just cant explain,
how you've taken away so much pain.
You made my world the best it could be,
just by saying you love me.
I know you feel the same as I do you,
only because our friendship is something very true.
You are like the diamond
You glimmer and glow
And shine so brightly
Some, like me, draw close To feel your warmth,
your heatOnly to find none
You are like the diamond
You are bright and strong....
You are like the diamond
You glimmer and glowAnd shine so brightly
Some, like me, draw close
To feel your warmth, your heat
Only to find none
You are like the diamond
You are bright and strong
But you have no warmth, or love
It's a terrible game
To play with people's hearts Like mine
You are like the diamond
You will last longer than most
But you will have no love
No warmth to back up that bright light
So what kind of life will it be?Besides long?
Will you regret it someday?
Regret being so much like the diamond
Regret being so cold
And look for meA find me gone?
Can I ever leave?
No, I can never leave you
I am drawn to this cold light
This false sense of warmth you give
I keep wishing and hoping
That someday, you will give warmth
But, this will never becoz Diamonds last forever.
13 :
You forgive me for liking you too much,
And I'll forgive you for not liking me enough.
You forgive me for missing you so,
And I'll forgive you for being so cold.
You forgive me for the loud racing of my heart,
And I'll forgive you for not hearing it.
You forgive me for playing your games,
And I'll forgive you for toying with my emotions.
You forgive me for finding you so attractive,
And I'll forgive you for not noticing.
You forgive me for raising you up so high,
And I'll forgive you for bringing me down so low.
You forgive me for wanting to be with you,
And I'll forgive you for avoiding me.
You forgive me for being so pathetic,
And I'll forgive you for taking advantage of it.
You forgive me for not being able to let go,
And I'll forgive you for never having latched on.
You forgive me for having hopes and dreams,
And I'll forgive you for crushing them
You forgive me for the ring I gave you in my love
And I'll forgive you for throwing it out
You forgive me for the sleepless night i have been thru
And I'll forgive you for the peaceful sleep you had
You forgive me for loving you so much
And I'll forgive your for hating me.
You forgive me for being so much passionate about you
And I'll forgive you for being so unresponsive towards me..
You forgive me for giving my heart to you
And I'll forgive you for breaking it.
They say that love seeks forgiveness so...
You forgive me for everything I did in love
And I'll forgive you for everything you did...coz I loved you.
--
G.A.
Did you know that when you envy someone, it's because you really
likeThat person?
Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, areReal
weaklings and are most susceptible?
Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are
theOnes that really need some one to protect them?
Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are: "I
loveyou", "Sorry" and "Help me" The people who say these are those
whoActually need them or really feel them, and are the ones you
reallyNeed to treasure, because they have said them.
Did you know that people who occupy themselves by keeping
othersCompany or helping others is the ones that actually need your
companyAnd help?
Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves?
Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?
Did you know that those who dress in black are those who want to
beUnnoticed and need your help and understanding?
Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned two-fold?
Did you know that those who need more of you are those that do
notMention it to you?
Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing
thanSaying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has
moreValue when you say it in the face?
Did you know that what is most difficult for you to say or do is
muchMore valuable than anything you can buy with money?
Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted?
Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling
inLove, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith,
andIf you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.
But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for
yourself, if you know someone who is in need of something that I
mentioned, andYou know that you can help; you'll see that it will be
returned in twoFolds.
DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON ME???... AT THE
MOMENT,TIME AND PLACE THAT YOU NEED ME, CALL ME, I WILL BE THERE FOR
YOU!!!!! "One day, we mad people will change the world...or may be we
areAlready changing it" ... If the world were to end in 24 hours,
all the phone lines, chatRooms and emails will be saturated with
messages of: "I regret having made you feel bad", "Pardon me", "I
love you", "I hold you in high esteem", "Take good care of yourself"
And sometimes "I have always loved you, only I never told you".
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2 = POSITIVE THINKING
Read this. It is a 100% challenge that you will have a wrong answer to
the question asked in the passage.
Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area.
They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some
place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus
from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board was
killed.
The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus".
Why does u think they said that?
Scroll down for answer at the End:
------------------- Answer !!!! -------------------
If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the
resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have fallen
after the bus had passed ...!!!
Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help Others
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3 = How To Deal with Telemarketers :-
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for
bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you
asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these
problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog
just died..."
3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell
their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them
where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people
work there, how they got into this line of work, are they married?,
kids?, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about
their company for as long as necessary.
4. Cry out in surprise,"Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have
you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of
terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.
5. Say "No", over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and
keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most
fun if you can do it until they hang up.
6. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and
Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have
any friends... would you be my friend?"
7. After the Telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you.
When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give
your credit card number to a complete stranger.
8. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, they
often can't sell to employees.
9. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set
the receiver down, shout or scream, "Oh No!!!" and then hang up.
10. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her
if he/she will give you his/her HOME phone number so you can call
him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot
give out their HOME numbers you say "I guess you don't want anyone
bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you
say, "Me, either!" Hang up.
11. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
12. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold.
Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your
leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner
conversation.
13. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if
they could bring you a pizza.
14. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.
15. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke.
"Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your mom?"
16. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak
up... louder... louder...louder...
17. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.
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4 = ENJOY THIS JOKES
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor
building then a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa
Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window.
While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have
a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he
remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he
remembered he was not Santa Singh.
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Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world?
Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned
to.
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Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else
could use them if he lost his checkbook?
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Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"? |
|Because He is in confusion which one to write first!!!!!!!
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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. A lady came and asked him,
"Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"
Another Guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered
"No No Me Banta Singh."
Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed
and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and
asked him "Are you Relaxing?"
The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing.
The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko
wahahn Dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai.
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One great day in Bombay, a couple was on a honeymoon tour. They saw
one sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was trying to fill
some form. So the couple enquired eagerly "Sardarji what are you
doing?"
Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form.
The couple as per schedule took the Bombay to Delhi for their next
destination. On the next day, they find the Sardarji in Delhi filling
the same form.
So once again young couple asked" Sardarji what are you doing?"
Once again replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth
certificate form.
The couple said but sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the
same form, how come you're in Delhi?
Sardarji coolly replied "the form says FILL IN CAPITAL.'
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There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All
the sardars in the mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and
general'balle balle' is on.
The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning
everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat.
So one of them asks Santa sing.
"Singh Saab, how come you are celebrating?"
Comes the reply: Its the first time that a sardar has died of "brain tumour !!"
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How to make a sardarjee busy for 24Hrs????????????????????????????????????
Simple, close him in a round room and ask to seat in a corner!
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5 Accomplishments
Victory belongs to the most persevering. - Napoleon
It is by what we ourselves have done, and not by what others have done
for us, that we shall be remembered in after ages. - Francis Wayland
We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as
impossible. - C. Malesherbes
"I can't do it" never yet accomplished anything; "I will try" has
performed wonders. - George P. Burnham
The great accomplishments of man have resulted from the transmission
of ideas of enthusiasm. - Thomas J. Watson
Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that
it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers
and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.
- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
The right man is the one who seizes the moment. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps down new
roads armed with nothing but their own vision. - Ayn Rand
Let us not be content to wait and see what will happen, but give us
the determination to make the right things happen. - Peter Marshall
Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly
you are doing the impossible. - Francis of Assisi
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not
only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things
happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what
happened. We all have a choice. You can decide which type of person
you want to be. I have always chosen to be in the first group. - Mary
Kay Ash
Don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think
they can do. You can go as far as you mind lets you. What you believe,
you can achieve. - Mary Kay Ash
Achieving the summit of a mountain was tangible, immutable, concrete.
The incumbent hazards lent the activity a seriousness of purpose that
was sorely missing from the rest of my life. I thrilled in the fresh
perspective that came from tipping the ordinary plane of existence on
end. (from 'Into Thin Air') - Jon Krakaur
To enhance the quality of the day... That is the highest of the arts.
- Henry David Thoreau
Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by
people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.
- Dale Carnegie
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do
the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard
You must take personal responsibility. You cannot change the
circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself.
That is something you have charge of. You don't have charge of the
constellations, but you do have charge of whether you read, develop
new skills, and take new classes. - Jim Rohn
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look
for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make
them. - George Bernard Shaw
Nothing that is worth doing can be achieved in a lifetime. Therefore,
we must be saved by hope. - Reinhold Niebuhr
People will not look forward to posterity, who never look backwards to
their ancestors. - Edmund Burke
To forget one's ancestors is to be a brook without a source, a tree
without a root. - Chinese Proverb
Every man is his own ancestor, and every man his own heir. He devises
his own future, and he inherits his own past. - H.F. Hedge
It is indeed a desirable thing to be well descended, but the glory
belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no
slave who has not had a king among his. (from 'The Story of My Life')
- Helen Keller
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it
dance. - George Bernard Shaw
As a man grows older it is harder and harder to frighten him. - Jean
Paul Richter
It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep
them up to date. - George Bernard Shaw
To me - old age is 15 years older than I am. - Bernard M. Baruch
A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of
its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it should give us
hopes of eternal youth in a better world. - R. Palmer
We have no simple problems or easy decisions after kindergarten. - John W. Turk
It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first
half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the
second half. - Percy H. Johnston
Youth is a circumstance you can't do anything about. The trick is to
grow up without getting old. - Frank Lloyd Wright
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our
mistakes. - Euripedes
You'll find as you grow older that you weren't born such a great while
ago after all. The time shortens up. - William Dean Howells
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care
of myself. {on his 100th Birthday} - Eubie Blake
When you have lived longer in this world and have outlived the
enthusiastic and pleasing illusions of youth, you will find your love
and pity for the race increased tenfold; your admiration and
attachment to any particular party or opinion fall away altogether. -
Stanley Baldwin
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6 AMAZING FACTS...............
Coca-Cola was originally green.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row ! of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your
heart stops for a millisecond.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress
a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
(111,111,111 x 111,111,111 == 12,345,678,987,654,321)
If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result
of wounds received in battle
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All polar bears are left handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from
each salad served in first-class.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your
ear by 700 times.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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7 = SMILE
friends are like a page in a book of life every page with a
different subject,
but u r my index page covering the every page..... prity
marriage is an institution
where a man loses hia bachelors degree
and women gets her masters degree
Suraj bane to Badal bane
Chand bane to Tare bane
Husn bana to Deewane bane
kuch to hai baat app mai
yu hi to nahi pagal khane bane
Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakdey jayenge ?
Waqt aaney per Behen - Bhai ban jayenge gay
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi voh bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain voh log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin khogayi!!
Hum teri dar pe sanam,
Hazaar Baar aayenge,
Hum teri dar pe sanam,
Hazaar Baar aayenge,
Hum teri dar pe sanam,
Hazaar Baar aayenge,
Bell Bajayenge aur Bhaag jayenge
Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala
Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala
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8 = You Do Not Exist For Yourself
Success depends on the support of other people.
The only hurdle between you and what you want to be
is the support of others.
You can succeed best and quickest
by helping others to succeed.
When you can put yourself in another's place,
you will know why they think and do certain things.
Always think in terms of what the other person wants.
You can get anything in life you want
if you will just help enough other people to get what they want.
Doing things for others always pays dividends.
You're not an island.
You're a piece of the continent, a piece of the planet.
Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement,
all success, all achievement in real life grows.
Help someone's boat across a river,
and you find your own boat has reached the shore too.
9 = You Won't Understand
Often people say to me "You just won't understand."
"You're way too old," or "Way too young," or "YOU
are NOT a man."
I don't know why some people feel they suffer unique pain.
As if they are the only ones who've lost or ceased to gain.
I don't know why they hide their pain and clutch it ever tighter.
It seems to me that all should know - a burden shared gets lighter.
Why some folks even deign to think the pain that's in their heart,
Is all their own, to keep and hoard, they set themselves apart.
They keep their eyes from meeting mine
lest I should see their hurt.
And even if we stop and speak their words are often curt.
The Bible says: 'Two' can withstand what overcomes just 'one'.
And also that- a 'Cord of Three' can scarcely be undone.
Besides, I know the ways of hurt- My heart's been crushed before.
Friends have betrayed- I've lost at love,
Despair's knocked at my door.
And I Remember- Thoughts gone wild- And crying late at night.
Not having strength to care at all- Much less the strength to fight.
But, someone special came to me- And when my trials were told.
I realized that with their tears- They'd eased my heavy load.
And so, I learned- that Pain- like Love- Is bearable if shared.
I don't know what I would have done without that friend who cared.
My trials did not vanish fast- In fact the time was long.
But sharing gave me breathing space until I could grow strong
Enough to laugh again and even start to smile-
And though it seemed it could not help- It eased my pain awhile.
So, if you think that you can't share cause I won't understand.
At least just give me half a chance to lend a helping hand.
For I know that you're hurting and I know a place to start.
Perhaps if you could realize- Your pain burns in my heart.
I know I cannot make your trials and troubles go away.
But maybe I can help a bit to get you through today.
And maybe by tomorrow you wont need help anymore.
But if you should- Don't be ashamed-
For that's what friends are for.
And after all is said and done- The trials ceased- You're whole.
Perhaps you'll know just what to do to help another soul-
Who's being crushed by hurt and pain- be it woman or a man.
And you won't have to hear them say "You just won't understand."
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10 = FRIEND IS A TREASURE
A friend is someone we turn to
When our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
For our friendship is a gift,
A friend is someone who fills our lives
With beauty, joy, and grace
And makes the world we live in
A better and happier place.
A Friend....
Accepts you as you are
Believes in "you"
Calls you just to say "HI"
Doesn't give up on you
Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
Forgives your mistakes
Gives unconditionally
Helps you
Invites you over
Just because
Keeps you close at heart
Loves you for who you are
Makes a difference in your life
Never Judges
Offers support
Picks you up
Quiets your fears
Raises your spirits
Says nice things about you
Tells you the truth when you need to hear it
Understands you
Values you
Walks beside you
Yells when you won't listen and
Zaps you back to reality
May we always be "good buddies"
May we always be good friends
and may our friendship be the kind
that never ends.....................
11 =
I think I found a friend
I think I found a friend,
who will be there till the end.
Who seemd to turn my life around,
who picks me up when I am down.
I never thought such a friend existed,
where your feelings arnt restricted.
Where you can say how much you care
and that you will always be there.
When no matter what happens you always know,
your friendship will always grow.
How nothing can tear you two apart
and every word comes from the heart.
I thought a friend like this came only in your dreams
but thats not the way it seems.
Its hard to believe but believe it or not,
this is something i've actually got.
Someone who never gave up on you
and enourages whatever you do.
Where their faith in you is always strong,
even if its right or wrong.
People spend their lives taking every risk,
to find a friendship as strong as this.
I cant believe in such a short time,
I have already found mine.
If you cry I cry thats the way it goes,
how close we are nobody knows.
We'll still be close when we're old and grey,
still talk to eachother everyday.
I cant imagine life with out you for a while
coz id miss everything about you even your smile.
I feel so alone when you are not here,
coz to me your someone very dear.
This is something noone could replace,
not even that smile upon my face.
You mean so much I just cant explain,
how you've taken away so much pain.
You made my world the best it could be,
just by saying you love me.
I know you feel the same as I do you,
only because our friendship is something very true.
You are like the diamond
You glimmer and glow
And shine so brightly
Some, like me, draw close To feel your warmth,
your heatOnly to find none
You are like the diamond
You are bright and strong....
You are like the diamond
You glimmer and glowAnd shine so brightly
Some, like me, draw close
To feel your warmth, your heat
Only to find none
You are like the diamond
You are bright and strong
But you have no warmth, or love
It's a terrible game
To play with people's hearts Like mine
You are like the diamond
You will last longer than most
But you will have no love
No warmth to back up that bright light
So what kind of life will it be?Besides long?
Will you regret it someday?
Regret being so much like the diamond
Regret being so cold
And look for meA find me gone?
Can I ever leave?
No, I can never leave you
I am drawn to this cold light
This false sense of warmth you give
I keep wishing and hoping
That someday, you will give warmth
But, this will never becoz Diamonds last forever.
13 :
You forgive me for liking you too much,
And I'll forgive you for not liking me enough.
You forgive me for missing you so,
And I'll forgive you for being so cold.
You forgive me for the loud racing of my heart,
And I'll forgive you for not hearing it.
You forgive me for playing your games,
And I'll forgive you for toying with my emotions.
You forgive me for finding you so attractive,
And I'll forgive you for not noticing.
You forgive me for raising you up so high,
And I'll forgive you for bringing me down so low.
You forgive me for wanting to be with you,
And I'll forgive you for avoiding me.
You forgive me for being so pathetic,
And I'll forgive you for taking advantage of it.
You forgive me for not being able to let go,
And I'll forgive you for never having latched on.
You forgive me for having hopes and dreams,
And I'll forgive you for crushing them
You forgive me for the ring I gave you in my love
And I'll forgive you for throwing it out
You forgive me for the sleepless night i have been thru
And I'll forgive you for the peaceful sleep you had
You forgive me for loving you so much
And I'll forgive your for hating me.
You forgive me for being so much passionate about you
And I'll forgive you for being so unresponsive towards me..
You forgive me for giving my heart to you
And I'll forgive you for breaking it.
They say that love seeks forgiveness so...
You forgive me for everything I did in love
And I'll forgive you for everything you did...coz I loved you.
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G.A.
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