Platter of Half Baked Ideas

Lighting Your Way ________________________________________ If I was one thing, I'd be a candle Lighting the way so you can handle Your life easier without woes Not having to fight with your foes. I'd help keep you from stumbling over Things blocking your path to an open door. If I light your path, life is easier, Even strong winds, my light will not deter. No matter what, I'm here for you To cheer you up when you are blue. Do not fret when times get tough, If things look down or kind of rough. Just remember, I'm always here, In your heart, close and near. I will help you out in every way, Happiness and love in your heart will stay. Don't blow me out, that's one request Unless it's me you do detest. I do not try to hurt anyone That isn't good or any fun. But one day you may leave me behind You may no longer need my light to shine. If that day comes, go on your way And I will hope to see you again one day. If one day, I don't appear, Do not worry, do n...

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When...

Things I Love About You by Anthony West Your eyes which first held me captivated where I stood. Your smile to dazzle the sun and warm every corner of my soul. Your voice like a sparkling mountain stream which flows into my heart. Your walk and the way your gracefulness takes my breath away. Your hair about which I dreamed cascading into my face as you leaned over me. Your hands whose caress I crave to hold my face in their tenderness. Your arms I long to have around my neck as you pull me close to your warmth. Most of all everything you are changed the way I feel about my life. I love you. -- G.A.

Milney chalay aao sabhi udaas moasam hain kabhi milnay chalay aao dukhon main ham to gum sum hain kabhi milnay chalay aao tumharay baad kesi roanaqain is dil ki nagri main sabhi charagh madham hain kabhi milnay chalay aao tumharay paas to hon gi zamanay bher ki sab khushian hamaray paas to gham hain kabhi milnay chalay aao tumhari yaad ab dil ko bohat taklif deti hai nigahain bhi to purnam hain kabhi milnay chalay aao lagay hain zakham kitnay bay baha dil pay mohabbat main tumharay lafz merham hain kabhi milnay chalay aao bohat hamderd hain yun to hamaray bhi zamanay main mager phir bhi bohat kam hain kabhi milnay chalay aao yeh pather hi na ho jaain nigahain dekhtay rasta k khushian bhi to berham hain kabhi milnay chalay aao na janay kab yeh larka haar day saanson ki bazi ko isay lahaq tere gham hain kabhi milnay chlay aao -- G.A.

Dear friends, I'm sure all of u have heard abt the earth quake in Sumatra and all the effects of Tsunami which hit many places including Malaysia, Sri Lanka, India and many other countries. Lots of lives have been taken away by this disaster. Pls let us take a moment to pray for all those who perished~~ May they rest in peace~~ and to all their loved ones ~~ May the GOD shower them with the will and strength to go thru this test and carry on with their lives~~ Hope this msg will reach to the victims worldwide. Pls take a moment to post this msg in ur buletin after gving them a moment of prayer. Pls also add your name in the list. Thank you and Happy New Year 2005! Regards, Kalpana S.Ghandi (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia) Subra (KL, Malaysia) Geetha(Kuantan,Malaysia) Shiva(Klang,Malaysia) shabna(Klang,Malaysia) Deenesh(Ipoh,Malaysia Dinesh Martin(Cameron Highlands,Pahang) Padmajothi( Sitiawan, Perak D.R ) Sri Krishna( Johor bahru, Johor) Rina Threasa ( Johor Bahru , Johor) Priya Darshini(S...

JOKE PART -1 News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested The longest sentence known to man: "I do." CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime? This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction. Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to...

MOHABBAT KI DOLI CHARIOT OF LOVE Mohabbat ki doli sajaanei ka dekha tha sapna Janazei par phool chadhane aata hei aaj har apna I had a dream to create a chariot of love But today my people come with flowers at my grave Voh jabh tak khawab tha khawab mei ek khushi thi Aaj toe khushi ka naam bhi na jaanta hei dil apna Till when it was a dream there was happiness in it But today my heart doesn't even know what happiness is Na mukkadar ki kami thi na mohabbat ki kami thi Kami yeh thi ki bin sochei dekh liya humnei ek sapna It wasn't the fault of destiny nor was the fault in love The fault lay in seeing a dream without thinking Kehtei hei mahobbat dil ko nikkama kar deti hei Par iss dil ko naya kaam mila har pal tera naam japna It's said that love makes your heart useless But my heart got new work - to utter your name every moment Dur sei dekhna mohabbat ki doli ko, paas na janna Duwa yahi karo eei doston paas na jaayei isskei koi apna Watch the chariot of love from far ...

Poems By Me provided by A L I G Because I write as a discipline everyday, I never know just what I might have to say. Maybe a funny thing that happened to me, Or about our friendship or nature you see. Perhaps to right an injustice I have heard, Most anything will inspire, even one word. In answer to a question, one line of prose, Before I know it, a four verse poem grows. You might think at least in bed I would rest, Close my eyes, listen to music, oldies best. Silly but I find myself dreaming in rhyme, Not just once in awhile but all of the time! Can't stop, what should I do, where can I go, I wish you would tell me, hoping you'll know... -- G.A.