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The Motorist & the parrot
 A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a
parrot. He pulled over, picked the poor parrot who was still alive but
unconscious. He decided to take him home. When the motorist got home,
he put the parrot in a cage, leaving him some bread and water inside.

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"BARS, bread, water...Oh my God!! I have killed the motorist!!!   

 





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"Not Everything That Can Be Counted Counts... And Not Everything That Counts Can Be Counted!!!"
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G.A.

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